
The Opera Sloth has both done it all and also, ironically, lived a very humble life. He has dined with kings and yet his favorite food is an unpeeled mango. He has participated in military incursions for 78 different governments; yet he is a peace loving sloth, dedicated to helping his unique animal friends find their voice on YouTube.
He is able to sing in a 36 octave range. Most of his genius is beyond the audible range of human hearing. His song is sweet and mellifluous, but his voice can also growl with the rage of a modified Marshall on 11.
He has currently has 13 hits on the Intergalactic Top 100. "One Week DooDoo" and "Leaves are All I Need... Oh Yeah, and You" hit number one. Songwriting credits on over 350,000,000 other songs with various animal artists.
The Opera Sloth doesn't know you, but he loves you. He is also filled with an undying passion to make people cool by plastering his face on their t-shirt shorn chests. He is always apologizing for how awesome he is, but the one thing he won't apologize for is how awesome you'll look.
We'll see you on the other side of awesome.
Thanks for being a part of it,
The Opera Sloth ;)
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